get the fuck out
I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick
please calm down ma’m
I’m a guy
how to design a family where each member looks unique yet still similar enough to be related
how to not
and if anyone wants to complain because “ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF ANIMATION!!!”
don’t wanna talk pixar?
Ok but these three all look the same so what now
they are. triplets. they are. identical.
I love these post
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
when you send a raunchy snapchat to the wrong person